Ragh: A guy responded to me on Twitter and he said ‘I don’t know about the rest of you guys-’ trying to rally up the comments. Ragh: ‘I don’t know about the rest of you guys, but this guy looks like he broke into a bakery and ate all the pies.’ Ragh: …you’re soft. You’re so far out of your league, I want to reply and be like ‘I’ll kill you with a gun’. Ragh: ‘Ate all the pies’?? Like a eighteenth century limerick? I will kill you to death with a gun. Fabian, laughing: You just- you just tweet his address- Ragh: I’m serious. It’s child’s play for you in the sandbox, bitch, I’m at the gun store. Fabian: You SWAT him! Ragh: Don’t make me tweet the address of the Quiznos you work at. Fabian: Looks like this guy ate all the pies… Ragh: Looks like this guy broke in and ate all the pies. I’m going to have sex with your father.

Fig: Y'know, I didn't think they did top surgery for minors. Gorgug: Oh, uh, it's not common, but my dad found this Dr. Clare- Fabian, mishearing: They do top surgery at Claire's now?! Gorgug: ….yeah. Fabian: Fuck? You'd think they would have fucking stopped at those shitty ear piercing guns! Does no one care about safety?!

Fabian: The party never calls me pretty. Adaine: You're very beautiful. Fabian: Hm. Okay. Just weird that you're the first to say it. Adaine: I tell you you're- Fabian: In a room with every honorary Bad Kid- Adaine: -pretty all the time. Fabian: Guys? Let's get a little more parasocial. Adaine: What?

Gorgug: Dude, what's the weirdest thing you've ever wanted to fuck? Fabian: Riz, probably. Gorgug: Cool. I want to fuck the van.