#fabian

Fabian: Before going to bed, I kid you not- I put a Doordash scheduled order in for this morning. Kristen: You fucking genius. Gorgug: This guy’s lazy in the future tense. That’s nuts.

Fabian: I kissed The Ball one time, because he was laying next to me, and in my dream I was with a girl. Fig: Wait a second. Repeat what you just said. Fabian: …I was dreaming. I let The Ball sleep in my bed with me. And I- kissed him on the- it was pretty cute. Kristen: What did he do? Fabian: He was just like, ‘hey man. What’s up? Good morning.’

Fabian: Kristen, remember, if you see something, say something. Kristen: What? Fabian: I said if you see something, say something. Kristen: …okay? Fabian: Okay, good, as long as you remember. Kristen, pointing at him: FAGG-

Fig: Listen Fabian, we all know your parents’ separation was your fault. Fabian: No- Fig: As it was my fault! Fabian: What?? Fig: …with my parents’ divorce, not with your parents. Riz: But my dad died being eaten by a dragon, was that also my fault? Fabian: Oh my god. Adaine: I was cringing, waiting for Riz to say that. Riz: Did Daddy die because of me? Fig: Guys, we have to end this conversation. Thanks so much for coming.