#incorrect percy

This leads to conversation like these:

Percy: Oh my gods I love this song! It kinda tastes like a powdered doughnut!

Campers: what?

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Percy: I don’t like it. It tastes like the colour fuchsia… 

Annabeth: Percy just drink the fucking Gatorade.

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Leo: what’s your obsession with the colour blue?

Percy: Blue tastes like the ocean. It started making sense after I was claimed.

Leo: Son of a bi-

Jason, gesturing wildly to nearby kids: CHILDREN!

Leo: iiiiiiiii-iiiiiiscuit. Son of a biscuit.

Jason: Nice save.

Piper: Yeah, fuckin nailed it.

Clarisse: I hate you more jackson!

New camper: what up with him?

Annabeth, not looking up from her strategies notebook: Ares cabin is on the blue team.

New camper: what does that have to do with anything???

Annabeth, smiling: everything

Where he’s just horrible at letting people know all of his powers/what he can do

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Percy: sometimes when I’m fighting monsters I just start fighting to a random song in my head and end up covered in monster dust-

Percy, fighting a monster, under his breath :  California girls we're *humming* Daisy dukes, bikinis on top-

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Percy: so I didn’t know I was a demigod until I was like 12 right? I though we could all hear horses just talking shit about humans up until I got claimed.

Annabeth: …explain.

Percy, shrugging: I don’t know, I though everyone could talk to horses and just didn’t mention it, like it was a glitch or something.

Annabeth: ???

Percy: yeah my school hired an exorcist when I mentioned it on a field trip one time-

Annabeth: ???

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Percy, running into the infirmary: I NEED BLOOD.

Will, panicking: what happened? Who’s hurt? Are you okay?

Percy: oh I’m fine I just wanted to see if I could blood bend.

Will:

Percy: wanna help me test it out…?

Will: …I’m good.

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Camp medic: quick! We need to get the poison out of his system!

Percy: okay, *casually removes the poison with his powers *