teeth

"Oscar, Lando thinks the best strategy would be for us to bury you alive and light the grave on fire 👍 Do you want gasoline or kerosene?"

"sushi is a burrito" yeah and a bat is a bird.

hotdog is actually genetically in the ramen clade for reasons scientists don't understand yet

shane hollander spends the whole of his life going “leopards are stalking me and they are going to eat me if they catch me” and everyone laughs it off and goes that’s not going to happen that’s crazy and then the leopards that have been stalking him do catch him and eat him and everyone’s response is not “we’re so sorry for not believing you about the leopards” its “well getting eaten by leopards wasn’t that bad, was it?”

"brocedes 2.0!" you must not understand the gravity of the situation that was lewis hamilton and nico rosberg. you must not have heard the tales.

i’m a very rational person in general but i kind of do believe in sports curses. because of the evidence

They put drugs in this show, and this edit is the closest I've come to being able to snort it like cocaine. Excluding binging the entire show in 6 hours after first turning on episode one to see what all the fuss was about.

william smith hockey: the face that launched a thousand ships and also caused six revenge goals