burn this moment into the retina of my eye

One day there’s going to be a tumblr update so catastrophically bad that all of our accounts will disappear out of thin air like the Third Impact is happening

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi

Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

am I having a stroke????

you might want to go to the hospital then

I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there

oh cool, i’ve seen sex and the city now

every time someone points out that i speak very monotone im like im sorry i will never be your anime girlfriend i will never homph when eating bread i will never kyaa when the wind blows ill never be her why even fucking try