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Kill bill could have been so good if it were written by a Japanese woman send post

Why is The Bride a white woman who’s weirdly obsessed with Japanese culture. Why the random ass implied sexual assault. Why the terribly spoken Japanese. Why no lore in EITHER film about how the deadly viper assassination squad met and formed. This story could have been so fucking cool if the Bride were an actual Japanese woman who was betrayed by a found family type of situation. Hello can anyone hear me

[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: “Aw man, that guy’s cake is way better than mine.” The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork “HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!”]

“Holy shit two cakes,” I mutter to myself as I do fucking anything these days, this post was a godsend

But if your favorite character isn't on the floor panting and dying and in horrible pain in a terrible situation then what's even the point

does any fictional character lend themselves better to explaining transmisogyny than anthy himemiya. like right from the beginning, utena is like “hey, why is everyone abusing the fuck out of this girl??” and everyone is like “nonono it’s FIIIINE! you see, she’s the rose bride which isn’t the same as being a real girl, it’s some other shit scientists don’t even know the ramifications of yet but she’s very abusable, you should try it some time. but also be careful because she’s a scary witch” and then utena is like “have any of you asked her what she wants or tried being nice to her?” and they’re all like “she says she doesn’t have desires and she does whatever we want, it’s fine!” and the whole time she’s suffering cosmic sexual abuse

“Simon likes hard rock” “Simon likes death metal” WRONG. Simon listens exclusively to blues and girly pop. There is no in between

Karaoke night is insane he’ll start with ABBA and end with Mystic Woman by Ian Elliott

Insane whiplash from Carly Rae Jepson to Devin Shamel. Grace is bewildered and entranced

“Simon likes hard rock” “Simon likes death metal” WRONG. Simon listens exclusively to blues and girly pop. There is no in between

Karaoke night is insane he’ll start with ABBA and end with Mystic Woman by Ian Elliott