ramblings.

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

(schaut sich eine polyam dreiecksbeziehung an) okay, und wer von euch ist die maus, wer ist der elefant und wer ist die ente?

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

and for the lady, perhaps whatever the fuck she wants

@yolkelore