inactive !!

If you could instantly be granted fluency in 5 languages—not taking away your existing language proficiency in any way, solely a gain—what 5 would you choose?

so has anybody’s dad ever actually apologized to them, or is that just an urban legend

“For The Plot,” I whisper, deleting a rad detail that no longer works as tears fall from my eyes

y’all are like “headcanons for [real person]” and im like i headcanon u with going to therapy

#broke: al never gets a cat#woke: edward is the cat (daylighteclipsed)

Nobody is immune to the neck kiss

the one thing i learned abt growing up is that u never actually leave the kids table. there’s not even room for u at the adults table. now its just u and ur 20 year old cousins w/ some 6 year olds having a good time 

You have to wait till one of the adults dies, then you inherit their place