Random Thoughts

I just want to hit someone with a salmon or a chicken filet

I just had an argument in my head, and I lost. How the fuck did I do that?

You know when little children will ask you questions, which they are definitely to young to have the answers for. I will always direct them to they parents or give them a bullshit answers. Or the parents have a problem or the kid is gonna have some funny interactions with people. But they will never know it was me, this just gives me some weird evil power that you don’t want me to posses.

You know what the most awesome feeling is, it’s when you take something from your sibling and they don’t figure it out. Like I still have stuff from them from 4 years ago, I am not gonna return it obviously because I don’t want to die.

Someone was being annoying and I accidentally hit them. It really wasn’t an accident but they don’t know that

Why do I find the need to sometimes just throw random insults at myself, like I just randomly go “you are such a massive idiot, you lazy piece of shit”. Like sheesh calm down, no one has died.

I just saw two people death glare at each other, and you could clearly see it, but they wouldn’t fight or say something. Then I am just silently rooting for them to fight, with fist or words I don’t care, so that I can grab some popcorn and have a drama in real life.