& your smile in the back of my mind

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

fuuuuuck i have needs and wants and desires :( sadly they needto put me at the bottom of a deep as fuck hole and pour cement over me because of this

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

Sext: do you want to go to the book store? I'll buy you an iced coffee and any books you want

every single school teacher should get paid $300,000 a year minimum and ICE agents should all die simultaneously in agony. this is my congressional budget plan

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

one day you start doing laundry and then you never stop doing laundry and then you die

there are literally worse things than being in a saw trap like for instance openly expressing that you have wants and needs and are a real person

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?