you'll never Forget About me!

getting over your hatred for pink is self-care

I love that we’ve all had this shared journey of falling in love with pink and realizing that it’s ok to like pink

i guess at this point i should just consider dating myself

If colleges didn’t get paid until their graduates got paid, colleges would work a lot harder to get their graduates high paying jobs.

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person

A Victoria’s Secret bra ad probably looks like an awesome food commercial to a baby.

why are cool socks not a bigger part of society. why doesn't everyone have cool socks with designs on them. why do we confine ourselves to white socked hell

Me as a weedman

I stay saying “it is what it is” but I know deep down my heart wishes shit would be different