GUYLINER

my least favorite type of nerds is the ones who talk like “gonna be real chief, letting people ship what they want is hella lit fam” like i’ll maul you like an ape were it not for the constraints of the digital world

mutuals to rob ao3 supporters with

thee playlists yall post like “stuck in an endless cornfield as apocalyptic tunes play on thee radio” are all REALLY GOOD CONCEPTS!!! but u have TRASH taste in music so theyre always so bad!!!!!!!!!!

pets sigh so dramatically for little creatures that have nothing to do all day

reblog this and put in the tags what you would be as a vegetable id be a turnip

All i do is screenshot and forget it’s in my camera roll

people are really txlking lxke thxs to be more inclusive like they’re a middle schooler making an instagram handle for the first time

want a shirt that says YOU SHOULD FEEL VISCERALLY VIOLATED BY THE UNSTOPPABLE CORPORATE ENCROACHMENTS ON YOUR ATTENTION SPAN, BY THE FACT THAT YOU STARTLE LIKE A TRAINED ANIMAL AT EVERY NOTIFICATION, BOTH OVERSTIMULATED AND BORED, LETHARGIC AND JUMPY, WAITING FOR THE NEXT BIT OF VALIDATION WITH THE SAME SICKLY EXCITEMENT AND FEAR AS A GAMBLER AT THE TABLE

i want a shirt that says “monkey time” lol. and has a funny ape on it

that aounds awesome i want that too

White people can and should reblog this

stop putting the damn “what happens in your head when you do math” post on my dash. you know what happens in my head when i see a math problem? my eyes go blank and stupid horse starts playing somewhere

Rumble feature

But watch out

man i hate the egoism in my anxiety. do i really think my presence is so important that it’s the focal point of everyone’s judgment? do i really see myself as someone that should be capable of getting everything right, all the time? sometimes i just want to scream at my brain that it doesn’t matter. i’m moving through the world like everyone else. it doesn’t fucking matter

*has video game open* hm i dont feel like playing this right now actually *closes it* man i wish i was playing video game right now *opens it again* hm i dont feel like playing this right now actually *closes it