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#theres hope for me yet

Stop being rude for no reason 2k15

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

Who allowed this to happen?

INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS

"Are you a man or a woman?" “I’m a villain.” “What gender are you?” “Evil.” “Yeah, but what’s in your pants?” “Doom.”

chandler and I are one

peggy carter is better than batman pass it on

That’s not fair to Peggy because it’s really not that hard to be better than Batman.

why do babies and old people have distinct smells but no other age group does

teenagers smell like depression and hormones

smells like teen spirit