milfs

when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever

Oh fuck I gotta pee. Wait wait, I can’t stand up I’m gonna fall over. Shit I haven’t eaten in like 23 hours. Damn I’m thirsty, maybe I should— fuck why am I nauseous? Oh, I didn’t eat, right. It’s WHAT time? 3AM? Do I even have time to eat? Shit, I forgot to take my meds earlier. Or did I? Damnit. Why is my head pounding, oh, right, haven’t eaten and I’m dehydrated… fuck I still gotta pee

question to all girls

where tf do you put your titters when you go to sleep

In the titter drawer, you neanderthal.

entering my decomposition era

this one is for the ladies (10,000 worms silently cheer)

Yeah.

Yes

babygirl i will fill your dash with so many nonsense posts

I eat that pussy like a communion wafer

sure ill reblog that

Why do you know what stock photo to use

I’m in th e computers

Are you a “can’t write dialogue” writer or a “can’t describe anything” writer

no emoji will ever encapsulate the pure joy behind :D

girls will be like “i have feelings for this man” and show you somebody who shouldn’t even exist