impwave

love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

fuck you

i won

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

And it's gonna getcha

hey I’m sorry about your boyfriend. yeah no, he was only in the movie long enough to deliver some crucial exposition and then die. also? this part is embarrassing but he was killed by the gorilla. honestly you kind of had to be there, it’s not as weird as it sounds. I’m sorry though. I know I promised that nobody was going to get killed by the gorilla and that’s like, the very first thing that happened, so I get why you’re mad.

hey I’m sorry about Bruce Campbell. yeah no, he was only in the movie long enough to deliver some crucial exposition and then die. also? this part is embarrassing but he was killed by the gorilla from Congo (1995). honestly you kind of had to be there, it’s not as weird as it sounds. I’m sorry though. I know I promised that nobody was going to get killed by the gorilla from Congo (1995) and that’s like, the very first thing that happened, so I get why you’re mad.

this post doesn't specifically describe any character in King Kong (2005), but it has the vibe of something that version of Carl Denham would say

disappears into the fog with a gay little run that pisses you off

The B-52s creepypasta youtube thumbnail

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright