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they want you to make fried rice
who is "they"
the wok left
how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left
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The fact that I work 45 hrs a week and I’m constantly itchy because I have a lot of skin allergies and the lotions that I’m not allergic to are too expensive for my dogshit salary so I have to use the cheaper lotions that make me itch
Le fait que je travaille 45 heures par semaine et que je me démange constamment parce que j'ai beaucoup d'allergies cutanées et que les lotions auxquelles je ne suis pas allergique sont trop chères pour mon salaire de merde, donc je dois utiliser les lotions moins chères qui me démangent

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what's your favourite household chore?
sweeping! light and easy and then the floor is nicer to my feet.
what chore do you hate the most?
dishes. fuck that thang. is bad for my tendonitis.
do you have houseplants and how are you at keeping them alive?
I used to, but since I last moved I spent so much time sick and then so much time traveling that they all died :( I was better about it during COVID...
Quelle est ta tâche ménagère préférée ?
Balayer ! C’est facile et rapide, et en plus, le sol est plus agréable pour mes pieds.
Quelle est la tâche ménagère que tu détestes le plus ?
Faire la vaisselle. Quelle galère ! C’est mauvais pour ma tendinite.
As-tu des plantes d’intérieur ? Comment fais-tu pour les garder en vie ?
Avant, j’en avais, mais depuis mon dernier déménagement, j’ai passé tellement de temps malade et à voyager qu’elles sont toutes mortes :( J’étais plus assidue pendant le confinement…
La responsabilité a été abandonnée ici.
(cartoon Dave Whamond)
One last ankle related update coz the boot comes off on Monday next week and aside from physio I can be done with the whole fkn thing and put it behind me — the radiologist reports from my imaging came back yesterday morning before we headed off, and although I KNEW it would be a bad idea to read…I still read.
I saw „abnormal vascularity” „large complex joint effusion” and „obliteration of anterior and posterior joint recesses”, again acted against my best interest and googled. Turns out I also had internal bleeding lmao and that’s why it looked so profoundly fucked up. Possibly it should have been aspirated but it’s fine now so whatever. Really committed to it huh? Anyway. I don’t think I’ll ever appreciate wearing matching shoes more than I do right now.
Je suis un bon petit rouage dans une vaste machine de gens qui essaient tous de guérir et de guérir, et mon rouage semble si petit parfois.
J'ai vu une "vascularisation anormale", "un grand épanchement articulaire complexe" et "l'oblitération des creux articulaires antérieurs et postérieurs", a de nouveau agi contre mon intérêt et j'ai cherché sur Google. Il s'avère que j'ai aussi eu une hémorragie interne ptdr et c'est pourquoi ça avait l'air si profondément foutu. Peut-être qu'il aurait dû être aspiré, mais ça va maintenant, alors peu importe. Vraiment engagé, hein ? De toute façon. Je ne pense pas que j'apprécierai jamais de porter des chaussures assorties plus qu'en ce moment.
When I get blood samples at work sometimes they’re still warm from being imminently inside the patient’s veins and my hands are always cold because all the labs Ive work in are in the basement and they keep it kinda cold for whatever reason (and I’m also just a chilly kid).
And I clutch the little warm tubes of blood and feel this sick person warming my hands and I think about how kind you might be and how I wish I could hold your hand and how badly, how really really badly, I want you to get better and stay warm and hold someone’s hand again.
And anyway sometimes it’s better to not think so vividly about the people I’m doing tests for. I’m a good little cog in a vast machine of people all trying to heal and cure, and my cog feels so fucking small sometimes. But I hope the blood I prepare for you helps you breathe better and laugh and wake up feeling well rested.
We’ve never met but you warmed my hands and I want you to know I love you and I’m rooting for you.
god, this is so sweet
Je suis un bon petit rouage dans une vaste machine de gens qui essaient tous de guérir et de guérir, et mon rouage semble si petit parfois.

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tu vanidad se robó un pedazo de mí
Ta vanité a volé un morceau de moi
The brain is the largest and most essential sexual organ.
Talk nerdy to me. Please. 😘
I got a little too excited and wound up in an ambulance last night. Sometimes you gotta call 911 on yourself and go hurtling out into the night in your pajamas. Still showed up for work this morning. Being mentally ill can break you or make you. Strongest bitch I know.
Showed up to my private office and read documents all day like I wasn't getting an EKG 8 hours ago. And of course you can't tell them. You can't tell the business people. You have to pretend you're one of them. It's like being an alien in business casual wear.
No but for real this shit sucks and there's actually no silver lining.
Non, mais pour de vrai, cette merde est nulle et il n'y a en fait pas de lueur d'espoir.

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Taking lamotrigine and having eczema is the worst combination ever because every time I get a rash I’m like ok is this a rash or is it The Rash
Prendre de la lamotrigine et avoir de l'eczéma, c'est la pire combinaison qui soit, parce qu'à chaque fois que j'ai une éruption cutanée, je me demande : est-ce que c'est juste une éruption cutanée ou est-ce que c'est L'Éruption ?
Stretches all the right places to keep you limber
étirez tous les endroits stratégiques pour vous garder souple.