bich!!! thats milf house

i bet it was really fun to dump boiling pitch on dudes when they were trying to climb siege ladders back in the day

i wish boygenius were still together so lucy could marry people stage right phoebe could divorce people stage left and julien could do sick riffs in the audience aisle

“Now, bear in mind,” *I pause, allowing time for you to visualize the bear*

everybody wants me to start with a magic circle dont any of these patterns have sympathy for the fact that every time i learn the magic circle it is then magically wiped from my memory the moment im not actively doing it

hold on babygirl dont die there will be a new freaky little character for you get insanely obsessed with