me, ellie

As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.

Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinah’s diary entry is still absolutely magnificent.

57th anniversary of the moon landing and the best diary entry in the history of diary entries. Sit down Samuel Pepys, it’s over. UGH.

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

Ser solteiro é uma droga [lembro de que o amor romântico não é a luz brilhante da salvação que consertará o abismo dentro de mim] #meuabismo #euapoiomeuabismo [lembro de não banalizar minhas emoções] mas é doloroso nunca ter sido considerado digno desse tipo de amor duradouro [lembro de quantos incels existem] mas honestamente você deve ser totalmente auto-suficiente e nunca querer nada [lembro de que eu sou mau] eu sou mau

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

This is the one thing in your life you really want and need to hear. It’s so fascinating.

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014