This pride, Former Wayne Enterprises CEO Tim Drake and his partner Bernard Dowd sit down for an exclusive interview on their own journeys of self-discovery. Read now!
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This pride, Former Wayne Enterprises CEO Tim Drake and his partner Bernard Dowd sit down for an exclusive interview on their own journeys of self-discovery. Read now!

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I hate the idea that Tim deserves better than Bernard as a partner which is why Kon or Ives shouldāve been the better choice as a partner is so crazy to me cause Bernard is the main one putting so much effort into making Tim and his relationship work as good as it does. Not saying that Tim doesnāt love and care for Bernard but had it been anyone else they wouldāve dropped Tim so fast for how often he puts others first or how often he bails on dates.
Like I feel people donāt understand that Bernard being the person he is works wonders in Timās favor and that Tim knows that Bernard deserves better than him which I never knew the outbursts complains of āwhy would Tim take a break from Robin for Bernardā because even if Bernard was the main reason it was he deserves. He deserves Timās full attention and care after always putting Tim first in the relationship.
Sorry rant time over
I just realized...
All the people who claim Bernard is boring and that he would be better if he had a hero or even villain identity. They're just lying, making excuses. Because the same people who dislike Bernard, also dislike Jay (Jon's boyfriend/ex-boyfriend) who does have a secret hero (Idk if he counts as villain or hero tbh but we going with hero here) identity! There's no use in arguing that Bernard isn't boring, because even if DC did everything that they claimed would make him more interesting, they still wouldn't like him! They would just find another reason to complain and say how terrible of a character he is. You don't hate him because he's boring, you hate him because he's gay. You don't have any thought provoking criticism, you're just homophobic.
smth smth kitchen stuff I guess-
i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr
man what did i click on that tumblr thinks im gay
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happy pride š³ļøāš
Bruce: It's pride month Tim
Tim: What? So you want me to solve crimes gayly??11/1/1!?!?!
Bruce: ... Tim: ... Bruce: ... Tim: Ok.
Bruce: ?????
Tim:
Bruce: ??
I like to imagine that Matt Fraction's Batman #9 happened in june cause why not.
Tim and Bernard are kidnapped as civilians, and neither of them takes the kidnapping seriously for whatever reason.
(mostly cuz Bernard knows Tim is a vigilante and also knows that the bats would prob save them pretty fucking quick and also they're from Gotham, they prob deal with this shit every week.)
T.W: Lowkey nsfw ig????
Kidnapper: Listen here, if you two don't listen to me, I rip your fucking skin out with this device (holds up some sort of device)
Tim (who slowly glanced at Bernard): ...
Bernard (who was already looking at Tim): ...
Tim (with a straight face): Bet you 50 $ it just vibrates.
Bernard (equally as serious): Bet you my entire batch of pastries that it's also from a sketchy adult store.
Kidnapper: What the fuck- It's a torture device not a-
Tim: Yeah, sure, buddy, what's that rounded top supposed to be for?
Bernard (clearly enjoying this too much): Shoving up your ass.
Spoiler (who was hidden in the ceiling and was trying to rescue them, now fighting for her life to join in on the bet cause she's so sure that the 'torture' device probably has a silicon tip): ....
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Bernard (tied up and trying to get free, except he's wearing a short-sleeved shirt and his arm muscles are slightly flexing against the rope): Dammit.
Tim (tied up across from Bernard, high-key hypnotised by his boyfriend's arms): ...
Kidnapper (walks between them to begin speaking): Now listen here, you both are gonna be held for ransom- Do what we say and you won't ge-
Tim (uses his bound feet to poke at the Kidnapper): Move out of the way, you're blocking my view.
Kidnapper (highkey confused cause the wayne isn't taking the kidnapping thing seriously): Shut up! If another word comes out of your mouth, I can't promise I'll return you unharmed.
Tim (clearly still looking at Bernard's arms): ...
Kidnapper (kinda pissed off): What the actual fuck-
Bernard (glances at Tim and realises what he's actually looking at, so he winks at him, cause why not): ...
Tim (closes his eyes): God, this is starting to feel like foreplay-
Bernard (with a raised eyebrow and deadly serious): Starting?
Kidnapper (exaggerated): Oh my fucking god- I don't even want them anymore-
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Bernard (picks up his phone and looks shocked as random kidnappers livestream Tim's kidnapping to his close friends and family): Oh no- Tim (bloody and bruised as he glances at the camera and forces through his teeth): Wha... what-
One of the kidnappers: Now... How does it feel Mr Drake? Having your suffering broadcast to all of your family and loved ones?
Bernard (frantically getting ready cause he doesn't give a fuck if the bats are gonna save Tim; he's gonna be there too): ...
That Kidnapper (smug as he leans down to Tim's level on the ground): What do you have to say for yourself?
Tim (without missing a breath): My boyfriend can choke me better than you people.
Bernard (jaw-struck and 100% sure that Tim's gonna return more smug but more messed up and trying not to be flattered that even while Tim is kidnapped, he is thinking about him): ...
Nightwing (who was supposed to save Tim, now kinda wondering if he should leave Tim to lowkey take a few more hits before he actually rescues him): ...
Robin (who was forced to come along to save Tim): Let's just leave him to die.
Happy pride from the karaoke booth! (they have not been doing any singing)
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Tim getting questioned by his school for having bruises (canon) + Tim wearing makeup to cover his bruises (canon) + tim being very popular in the schools he went to (canon) = Tim accidentally starting a boys wearing makeup too trend at his school during peak 90ās/early 00ās (not canon but plausible and will piss off Chuck Dixon so itās real to me šāāļø)
i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make
In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.
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Havent posted about Black from pokƩspe for a HOT MINUTE but looking back. I know we correctly identified the adhd there but can we please appreciate his very evident autism
Lil guy is fighting to save the world for free on behalf of random adults and just wanted to enjoy his hyperfixation on the side. And they hated him for it so much that by the end he even hated himself. He was 14 and slightly self-centred with good intentions that he struggled to act upon and his punishment is the 2 year rock isolation imprisonment. Insane to me.
Never fails to remind me why im so tired of living in neurotypical society <3

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thinking about it the way you get the plza starters is the funniest way you get a starter in the modern day pokemon games
swsh: you get given a starter by the region's champion, the most famous celebrity in the region, and also your best friend's older brother
pla: the starters are companions of a professor who has traveled the world and now entrusts one of them to you, a stranger fallen from the sky, as a companion to keep you safe in this strange and dangerous new world
sv: you get given a starter from your school's headmaster as an enrollment gift
plza: the starters are the pets of some kid who makes tiktoks on the streets of paris and you use one of the pets to beat up a bear who mugged you and the tiktokker says "hey my pet dinosaur/wild boar/crocodile really likes you, you can keep it"
Iām gonna propose āI guess you havenāt read the silmarillion then :/ā as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if itās not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion
This is the polar opposite of this:
XKCD and Tumblr once again providing weapons I cannot use