last call for morals

I see how people talk about non-binary youths with hair dyed in funny colors. But there is such a young person of indeterminate gender I see sometimes on my college campus with "Trans Liberation Now!" and a bunch of other symbols and slogans hand-painted on their jacket, and they are a million times more "Punk" than anyone with simply piercings and spiky chokers

willing wonka is killing smurfs with a fucking nail gun to make baja blast @peta !!!!!! DO SOMETHING

at your wifes house rn😏 she hitting me with a broom

Okay I love the choice to not give Shilo and Marnie any red because to me it reads like all the characters with red are characters that either enact violence or benefit from violence.

see, you and i? we’re like spunchbob and patrice

Gay

that’s his snail

people who overuse tone indicators are so funny to me "how are you? :D /pos /lh" imagine a bitch comes up to you one day and says "how are you? :D /neg" 😭

retail

Funniest thing in the MCU is when tony stark doxxes himself because he says he's not afraid of the villain and like literally an hour later they blow up his house and nearly kill him

I think Elon musk should do this in real life

guy who has a weird nickname and when he tries to explain where it came from it doesnt make sense

they call me piss because i never give up

they call me baby mario because i'll hurt anybody

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

going to therapy is so humiliating. gotta explain symptoms like I know how this sounds and I know what you’re gonna say. and the therapist is like it sounds like you’re having symptoms

it's always the fucking symptoms