"It's an ass eat ass jungle out there!"

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

One of the best. I would also like to add spinach, mushroom and zucchini sauteed with garlic. Great in a pasta dish.

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

sorry im on tumblr literally all day and reblogged your post within 43 seconds. it will happen again

Unfortunately this pride I've made a grave mistake and that is developing a crush on (I assume) straight man who likes hanging out with me.