mmmmmmmmmm micerwave

>It's okay to [ANALYZE] a girl's chest [CASING] in public, trust me. [^_^]

i do think white men really struggle to understand the idea that a haircut can be an act of violence, both when committed by an other and by the self.

if you cut your hair short as an act of self harm i love you. if you had to cut your hair short because of the rules of school or work i love you. if your family forced you to get a short haircut i love you. long hair is something that takes time and safety to acquire, but can be taken from you in an instant. if you wish you had long hair, if you miss your long hair, if you mourn your long hair, i love you so so much.

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

the thing about reddit guys is that sufficiently powerful ones can leave reddit and wander other sites like surprise superbosses

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

you can have multiple most gorgeous looking women giving performance of their lifetime in a movie or show yet people will still come out obsessing & wanting to fuck a white man with the personality of a wet cardboard

I love how people will just go, completely unprompted, "I'm racist and a misogynist" and we are expected to think this is quirky or endearing

moms when you are already extremely overwhelmed and in a terrible headspace: I think I’m going to rearrange all of the furniture and vacuum the ceiling in every room

i hate it when i'm gaming and a little Green Alien comes into my room and kills me with his Ray Gun

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage