Sing me to sleep, I'll see you in my dreams

Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes

The fucking worst is that as I get older i completly understand the interest to catch up an unreasonable long time because turns out adults just dont get enough time to hang with friends, so catch up next to the Aldi cheese aisle it is

me: wow i woke up pretty early for once! i have so much extra time to d- me: *goes back to sleep*

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

wear your favourite outfit with your tallest shoes. order that ridiculous drink and ask the server to add espresso. run that extra mile and see the river. make your favourite breakfast and add more flavour. clean your room with ghibli music in the background. do your homework with your feet on your desk. live life to its fullest extent, but don't push off your responsibilities. find your balance. dont settle for mediocre. take care.

I don't play Cyberpunk, but literally every post I see made by people who do is gold. People fighting over uncut or circumcised dicks. Your dick glitching out from your pants. That bug that makes you stand up half naked when you're driving a motorcycle, so your dick is out for the whole world to see. Men accidentally having gay sex over and over again. Tiny trees everywhere. People being upset that they can't have a monster dick. Tiny meat gang on Reddit being upset that the smallest dick option is still over 5 inches. Amazing

sorry i was late i can’t conceptualize time

Noooo dont burn and stick to the bottom of my pan youre so flavorful and essential to my cooking process haha

Important addition: Maria Skłodowska-Curie was born during partitions, which means Poland didn’t exist, which means her insistence that she was Polish was a significant act of defiance against the occupation, which means that you should respect that instead of arguing that ‘well she had French citizenship’. She couldn’t have Polish citizenship despite being Polish, that’s kinda the point she was making by keeping her maiden name and naming a chemical element she discovered ‘Polonium’ .

Thank you for the pronounciation guide instead of the condescending guilt trip

i dont know any band members i just enjoy sounds

I’m obsessed with closing my eyes. Like? Goodbye world

im never catching feelings for anyone ever again in my entire life !!!!!!!