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It's kind of underrated on how everyone was 100 percent sure Loras was going to commit regicide the second he saw Joffrey abuse Margaery, so the rest of his family had to hurry up and plot a murder before Loras could become a kingslayer. Aemon the dragonknight could never

I know Ned was stressed as hell seeing his daughter, who resembles Lyanna physically and in attitude, become friends with Robert’s bastard son and Edric Dayne aka mister pale blonde hair and purple eyes. Like that man was about to die again from a heart attack, hands shaking as he pulled at his hair, thinking to himself “no, gods, no. Not this again. No one give my girl a flower please”

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

from an audience perspective we know that balon said ned delighted to turn theon into his own sweet daughter because he was being a homophobic deadbeat and there is obviously nothing to back/legitimize the accusation of ned being a weird northern pervert but you know like at the time theon left and spent the whole walk back to his room being like "oh my god was i... being groomed? was i being 💕💖🩷❤️‍🔥💘 groomed?! 💘❤️‍🔥🩷💕💕"

house of the dragon HAS neglected Rhaenys “the queen that never was” Targaryen’s Baratheon heritage but there is still time to right the ship by having her shotgun a beer and smash the can on her forehead before rook’s rest

thinking about team blacks saying rhaenyra won because her line succeeded aegon ii … roughly one generation on between the rapist aegonking dinnerplate halo saintqueen and her arthurian psycho celibate bodyguard who’s continuing their line here. girl the catholicism’s in the fucking walls !!

love how theon and joncon actually proved to be some of the most successful military tacticians in the series solely because they decided that maybe they should just... sneak up on people? it's never occurred to anyone in westeros before that maybe marching across half the kingdom for ten days with your 30,000-strong army while blasting warhorns and banging drums isn't the most efficient way of fighting. but theon and joncon come onto the scene with like twenty guys and a dream and decide to invent proto-guerrilla warfare. taking the seat of a great house in a day? tywin lannister WISHES. mace tyrell hears that storm's end was taken without a years-long siege and cries. randyll tarly caught dead. guess it pays off being delusional and gay

Vhagar would absolutely not allow me on her back, therefore I must ride every rider she has ever had starting from Visenya and ending with Aemond. Call me a second-hand dragon rider

what was jaime in that chapter in the riverrun dungeons on what was he ON. cunt was being served left right and centre. jokes about killing kids, condemnation of knightly oaths, flirting w the milf whose kid you tried to kill whilst you're starved and sitting next to a bucket of your shit, ned gay allegations, adding to the dagger mystery...what crack had he snorted beforehand

the thing about the lannisters is that every other house in westeros who has ever had twins on record always goes for the deeply corny and emotionally fraught alliterative twin name thing. Like if your name is Jaehaera and your twins name is Jaehaerys or if you are Erryk and Arryk or Horas and Hobber or Baela and Rhaena. It’s just OVER from the beginning you have lost the having an independent identity war before you could even hit the trenches. But the Lannisters name their twins independently of each other meaning they have to work overtime to be weird on purpose