Hi

full time job as a hopeless romantic

Reality is literally insane. You notice this when you go to ALDI

overstimulated in the club tonight

understimulated in the home tonight

at peace in the abandoned grain silo

two guys who want to fuck so bad it makes them look stupid but also they are very genuinely stupid normally anyway

two guys who wanna fuck so bad but can’t really figure it out yet so they start attacking each other for lack of anything better to do

i've had enough of being so brave about it i want to start screaming

People on this website will be like "I'm shakig op this quote goes hard" and the quote is like "if god twere a hot dog I would eat only half"

Capitalism hits extra hard in the winter. There’s something about leaving for work in the dark and then coming home in the dark and realizing you’re selling your precious little time on this earth just to get by that makes you want to start burning down shit.

tumblr's not as cringe as it used to be. i'm gonna start shipping bloggers.

Actually, I think girls in middle school and high school should still feel comfortable having fuzzy pillows and lava lamps and glitter pens and sequin tops and a colorful wardrobe and whatever else they think is pretty or cool. Maybe we shouldn’t, like, try to beat the personality and life out of the youngsters, neither should we expect them to act like anything other than their actual age.

People wonder why kids are so obsessed with video games when I see grown adults telling *elementary schoolers* that they’re too old to play with dolls or play food or train sets, or that they’re being “ridiculous” for pretending to be animals or Frozen characters. I’ve met so many kids who are completely ashamed that they want to play with my toys when I offer because it’s for “babies” despite desperately wanting to.

the content creators are at it again, creating content.

I can't believe Taika Waititi made all the vampires gay, and now he's making all the pirates gay. literally no one else is doing it like him.

"It's rotten work, especially to me, especially if it's you"