I'm fresh, I'm depressed, I'm full of stress

Still true

Big mad that someone at work took my self defense lead pipe that I keep under my desk

For context there's been a 3ft long lead pipe propped up against one of the legs of my desk and it's been there since I started working and I was the only one that knew about it until a cleaning lady found it and gave it to another supervisor and now I have to covertly steal it back

It got even better guys the boss said I could use this on my coworkers if they don't fill out their paperwork correctly

God what depressing results :(

There is another way

By the Nine, keep your whore mouth shut

Pretty sure the other way involves keeping your whore mouth open

people who don't wear glasses don't get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i'm done. 240p vision time

I've seen enough.

PUNIC WARS THREE

His first victim was his own father

Garp is the funniest character of One Piece because he's a marine and yet he had a revolutionary son and then three grandsons who are basically: A communist, an arsonist, and an anarchist. The four of them definitely say "fuck the Marines" on a daily basis but would probably show up to a family dinner as if nothing happened