Fish love.

i love you chick flicks i love you mean girls i love you legally blonde i love you miss congeniality i love you 13 going on 30 i love you dirty dancing i love you devil wears prada i love you love & basketball i love you clueless i love you freaky friday i love you bring it on i love you she’s the man i love you a cinderella story

I'm a hard pillow hard mattress man. I need reliability. I don't want something to change into a completely different shape when I touch it, that's lying and I don't like liars.

always some kind of fucking temperature

hnrgh *takes monday damage*

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

the way andy warhol would be doing NFTs if his stupid ass was still alive

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

i love you comforter i love you pillow i love you sheets i love you mattress i love you plushie i love you dark room i love you bedtime

when I am emperor I will demand that you put the tracking number directly in the shipment confirmation email, and if you make me go to your website and sign in before I can access any tracking info, you’re going straight into the coliseum to fight for your life

What employers need to understand about me is that I do my thing

Doctors are like HERE is your APPOINTMENT if you are late I WILL PERSONALLY kill YOU but when you show up on time they are like I; am so so sor..ry.. Theree, will bbe abt housand yeaars, delayy