Berry/whatever

Because is Jason's ass for real? Tim goes into detail how Bruce barely let him patrol without constantly updating the suit. More padding, more coverage, more shock absorbition. Bruce was frantic to make sure Tim was protected because he couldn't save Jason. "By the end of my first month, I couldn't fucking walk," Tim tells him. "The man was literally one bruise away from rolling me in bubble wrap."

However, back among the Bat Family, he starts feeling strange about the change. Not quite disappointed but not quite comfortable. He would never admit it, of course. He used to want to be like Dick. Dick is all lean muscle, about 5'10. It's an approachable build. No scared kid gets scared when Nightwing approaches and criminals consider him enough of a threat. Civilians don't mistrust him off the bat like they do Jason. It doesn't matter that Jason is the best Bat when it comes to talking to hurt kids or scared women, at first they assume he's a threat and while he gets it, he hates it.

It is such an interesting alternative to see how the story plays out after Jason somehow survives what killed him in the original run. His story changes so much from him becoming Red Hood and wanting Bruce to avenge him to prove he’s worth it, to him taking killing Joker into his own hands and unfortunately becoming the Joker after years of repressing the trauma of everything that happened to him.

it would be so awesome

- we’re both attending a wedding where our exes will be present and neither of us wants to show up alone, so we agree to pretend we’re together but our chemistry is significantly more convincing than expected

- my family keeps trying to set me up with people every holiday and i panic and claim i’m already dating someone but now i need you to accompany me to a family gathering and survive three days of interrogation

- i need a date for a prestigious work event because everyone keeps assuming i’m antisocial and you need access to the event for completely unrelated reasons

- everyone at university/work already thinks we’re dating because we spend all our time together and eventually we get tired of correcting them and decide to just lean into it

- my ex won’t stop contacting me and i make the terrible decision to pretend you’re my new partner but you commit to the bit so hard that even i start believing it

- i accidentally tell my incredibly traditional grandmother that i’ve been married for two years because i didn’t want to explain my actual life situation and now she’s coming to visit and you’re the only person willing to help

- we’re trying to rent a ridiculously affordable apartment in a city with impossible housing prices and the landlord assumes we’re married and neither of us corrects him and then he invites us to a tenants’ barbecue

- we’re spies/detectives/witnesses/criminals/royalty/etc. and the cover identity requires us to pose as a married couple living together and suddenly we’re arguing about whose turn it is to do fictional household chores

- i wake up after a chaotic night in Vegas and discover we’re legally married and we agree to get an annulment immediately but a series of increasingly ridiculous circumstances keeps delaying it

Yuri or Yaoi

Have you guys seen that clip