I'm behind the crop circles

I just had the worst experience ever

I just got an ad for Temu and they were showing me dildos and crack pipes

I had this dream where I died and I was sent to this chamber where supposedly I was supposed to stay forever in the afterlife but every so often I got to meet up with other dead people who told me if I lie about eating it like hide the weirdly specific butternut squash spaghetti for some reason this made a knife appear some sort of glitch in the afterlife I guess and eventually if you wait long enough it turns into an axe so you could break down the door keeping you in the chamber and you had to kill death sort of and you would come back like not reincarnate but literally jump back into life as long as your left arm was attached to your body you can imagine that dead bodies who are around enough don't come back because they lose their left arm who you meet she locks you in the chamber and brings you food she's a tall brown woman btw with curly hair at least that's how I saw her and eventually through trial and error I pull it off and I hack death into pieces but I just wake up back at the beginning of the day and I remembered there was another hallway the opposite way so I do it again I stop eating I hide the food and eventually I run down the hallway and destroy a box in the basement I think it's starting to fade away now but I think this worked I this was when I woke up

How is anyone like ever happy I genuinely don't get it I mean I feel like the last time I was happy was maybe when I was like 7? Maybe? But how are y'all happy now, the only emotions I've felt for probably the last few years are probably horny, sadness, anger, and confusion. The closest I get to happiness is just being on drugs and watching comedy movies and that's still just y'know

I wouldn't say I hate the Amish but I don't trust them...

Hot take on the straw hole debate straws do not have holes they have entrances

I feel like people don't understand that you don't have to always care

Okay I'm not saying Nazis were right they were objectively in the wrong but if you don't care about being cruel they could've been so much more efficient and productive again can't stress this enough I do not like Nazis

Bro whats that one song that goes ooohwaaaaooohwaaaoooh

Seinfeld is like it's always sunny in Philadelphia watered down.

Straight joiking it to rule 34 doesn't work anymore at least If I search anything too specific or too broad I want to goon ethically to good looking art not made by a robot it's so weird stretching the hog when the robot googily moogilys are made by robots I want to paint the town white without this artificial intelligences assaulting my eyes with the extra fingers that would be good in real life at least for my activities I'm just scrolling on rule 34 after searching up "corn_dildos" being punched in the face by AI corn/porn also I feel regular artists have stopped drawing my rule 34 like why could I only bork my cork to 27 images of hockey players either people don't realize how straight AWOOOOOOOGGGGGAAAAA hockey players are. Tbh top 3 hottest sport players well until you reach too high up

I swear movie critics always on children's movies be like "my two Year old niece loved it so it was great" but they aren't showing the action movies they're rating to the same nieces?