I Make Really Bad Jokes

What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of tea?

What do you call a stupid chicken at a rager?

What’s a dominatrix’ least favorite ice cream flavor?

What did streptococcus say to influenza when it did a trick at the skate park?

What’s a beavers favorite breakfast?

What’s the first thing a pirate says when he meets a woman?

What’s a BDSM lover’s favorite hairstyle?

What do you call a cat’s best move in gymnastics?

What’s a domantrix favorite kind of jewelry?

What’s a cat’s favorite classic soul song?

What’s a trypophobic’s least favorite christmas song?

Why did the crab cross the road so quickly?

What’s Lady Gaga’s best defense move?

What’s a ghosts favorite drink? 

What’s a ghosts favorite style of dance? 

What’s a ghost cats favorite food?

What’s a ghosts favorite past time?