imagines n' hypotheticals

you wake up and look in the mirror, but you have no reflection. you freak out, but then realize this means you must be a vampire! you get ready and go to school, but as soon as you enter your friends freak out. you’re no vampire. you’re.... an anime schoolgirl

You walk into your bedroom after a long tiring day, and you peer past the door into your room to see a familiar face waiting for you on your bed. Sprawled across the comforter is handsome Squidward, completely naked and completely sexually willing. You know you shouldn't, but the brutal day you had has drained you and you are in need of some cheering up, but will this truly do it? You stand there contemplating, while his body tempts you

*crunch*

Her skin is yellowing and her eyes are drifting closer together. She now blurts out things like “banana” at random times and is shrinking in stature. The further along she gets in the pregnancy, the more she is transforming into a minion. You confront her about this, and she confides in you and tells you her family’s deepest darkest secret. She says that when the women in her family get pregnant, they slowly transform into minions, however, the effects aren’t permanent and she’ll return to normal after the baby is born. She asks you to trust her and pleads you to love your baby no matter what happens after it’s born. You are alarmed by this but you love your wife and you believe her. Then, the day comes and she gives birth to your child, but when the child comes out you can see it’s a minion baby. It looks at you with its single eye and says “papa”

vegans and anti-animal cruelty activists rose up and spoke of the immorality of these actions and the practice was quickly banned around the world. although, rumours still go around about secret black market practices and underground brothels where men make millions off of receiving blow jobs.

your romantic partner, who wrestles in fake inflatable sumo suits, has finally made it to the finals. they win, of course, and you spend the evening with them enjoying chipotle takeout back in the hotel room. they're so proud of their win, they continue to wear the suit. they lean in and kiss you neck, sending a shiver up your spine. you reach behind them and slowly start to unzip the inflated suit. they push your hand away and you realize, they want to do it in the suit. the night fades into pleasure as you succumb to the overwhelming balloon body of your lover.