A nice shower and the day can begin...
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A nice shower and the day can begin...

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your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?
he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him
i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard
YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS
This helpful stingray offered itself up as a tent for a diver who decided to have a lie down on the seabed at Grand Cayman. (x)
Good afternoon, the academic culture of “if you’re not overworking, you don’t deserve success” is unhealthy.
New gender-neutral term for “folks”:
Fucks

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friendly reminder that the only reference to non-straight people even existing in the whole of 7 harry potter books was that one time in ootp when dudley made fun of harry saying cedric’s name in his sleep, asking mockingly if that was his boyfriend’s name. that’s it. that one homophobic insult was all that jk rowling ever delivered in canon. whatever she says on twitter or in interviews does not erase the fact that she chose, and still deliberately chooses not to represent us in her works, even though the chance presented itself several times. she just can’t risk the love of all the homophobic white dudes who still idealize snape and lowkey agree with the wizard nazis
Some advice for all my under 25 babies who are just getting into the work force and learning this for the first time.
i’m so sorry for being a customer, i want to leave you alone but sometimes i have to buy things or eat. please understand i use self checkout whenever i can

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full offense but being considered stylish when you’re skinny is pretty easy
what does this even mean?
It means skinny girls can wear anything and it’s considered “a look” but fat girls have a smaller pool to choose their outfits from cause everyone tells them they have to wear things “for their body type” also clothes for plus sized people are not only more expensive but most stores dont even sell larger sizes so skinny people also have more access to “stylish” clothes
also when you’re fat and you wear “women’s” clothes you’re expected to perform femininity to a higher degree and be more put together. which is why 90% of mainstream plus size fashion is corny pinup bullshit
“This photograph is my proof. There was that afternoon, when things were still good between us, and she embraced me, and we were so happy. It did happen. She did love me. Look for yourself.”
This is my proof, Duane Michals, 1974
Oh wow the plants through the glass look like an oil painting
✨Hi non binary people who don’t dress exclusively nuetral you’re super cool and valid and your expression doesn’t define your gender✨
how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? what drives you? I got out of bed once and i’ve been exhausted ever since.
You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself
Best advice ever

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kinda feel like I need to go outside and be absorbed by fog or somethin. become one with the creatures in the mist. become the physical manifestation of the sound the highway makes in the distance. be my own liminal space. self care, yknow