head full of empty

“this machine kills fascists” sticker on an anime body pillow

@tiqqun

i suffer from a disease called "not wanting to work", and it's incurable

All gays know is breathe, blink, eat, turn calories into energy, convert oxygen, have thoughts, utilize language, and experience emotions

the communist man of pesto

Look out, Gordon! Hotted BOOBS up ahead! TITS big ones!

I fucking hate harry potter for forever ruining wizards. They used to be badass old men who traveled on boats and killed cool shit like dragons and made potions now they just fucking go to a shitty school and don’t learn math or postmodernism

The guy you’re talking about is called Albus Dumbledore, but he’s apparently not good enough for Tumblr because he made an ingenious plan to defeat the ultimate evil and succeeded.

shut the fuck up