now this is a straight ship i can get behind
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now this is a straight ship i can get behind

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cat: *purposefully climbs up my leg*
cat: *stands tall and proud on my lap*
cat: *stares steadily into middle distance*
me: would you like to sit or you know, lie down
cat: no i'm good
me: may i hug you
cat: do not hug me
person:why are you sad?
me:i don't know
person:no reason?
me:oh no there are plenty of reasons,i'm just not sure which one it is this time
did anyone else see the edward snowden interview in the guardian about two days ago where he said that most of the NSA agents doing checks through people’s data are men aged 18-22 and that when they access photographs of attractive women naked they all send them to each other for reasons that are 100% not professional
like, if you have naked selfies on your phone, even if you have never sent them to anyone or moved them anywhere, these fucking mouthbreathers could be downloading them and sending them to all their friends
this is real and very frightening
Do you think there's a chance that Marvel might actually give Steve a boyfriend?
marvel would make steve a nazi before making him gay

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I hate how the stereotype is that dolphins are good and sharks are evil, when dolphins are so smart that they have the capacity for evil but sharks are simple fish who can only be true neutral, so even if a minority of dolphins are evil there are still more evil dolphins than sharks
quality marine philosophy discourse
I am the Commander. No one fights for me.

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100% of women want to have sex with a man who embodies the fox version of Robin Hood from the cartoon Robin Hood, but most do not actually want to have sex with a fox or a man dressed as one
Things I’ve Learned About Heterosexual Female Desire From Decades Of Reading by Mallory Ortberg (via mostlypoptarts)
please read the entire article, it’s hilarious
(via valammar)
*Jake Peralta voice* SMORT
*Jake Peralta voice* NOICE
*Jake Peralta voice* PORTNER
*Jake Peralta voice* COCAAAAAIIIINNE
*Jake Peralta voice* cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt no doubt
*Jake Peralta voice* okaY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY
*Jake Peralta voice* oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*Jake Peralta voice* PSHAW!
*Jake Peralta voice doing Captain Holt voice* peralta you’re a GENIUS
If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.
how did you do that so smoothly?
thats some broadway musical shit
But seriously, I think I love you.
heck no, i’m callin dibs
Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;)
By the way, folks… We’re super engaged. Just fyi. :P
Watching this post from the beginning was great. Keep updating every now and then please!
Soooo… What you’re saying is… you want a wedding gif?
*chants* YES
YES

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IF YALL DONT CRUCIFY JOHNNY DEPP THE WAY YALL CRUCIFIED CHRIS BROWN THEN YALL AINT SHIT😑
Today is Copernicus’s 540th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?”