Rad Mermaid.

oh thank god i thought you were going to say plankton was pearls mom

Young K getting so excited that he starts slapping and touching the arm of the person sitting next to him

why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had ur back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.

this post spoke to me on levels many of you will never understand

"my child is fine" you sold her to one direction

“that’s sounds like a you problem” is literally one of the funniest ways to respond to criticism

school is weird cus its such a big part of ur life nad then suddenly it is not. its like. ten+ years with roughly the same people and then one day its like ok. see you guys never i guess. and then you never see each other again except for bumping into one of the three people who stayed in your town at the super market every few years and realizing you’ve already completely forgotten the names of all your classmates even though ‘it wasnt that long ago’ but it kind of was that long ago. anyways. see you never i guess

do i wanna be your friend?? yes. will i message you?? no

BABY

this was a rollercoaster

I was waiting for a jump that caught the towel and dragged Mum off her Perch of Not Noticing Things.