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rylandgraces

what do u mean this isnt how this scene went

fullmoonfancyfun

Elite level reference

takineko

I remember being so confused by her in the 90s only for furries to become a commonly known fettish a decade later.

imacoollittlebird

you're thinking of therians, but fair

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theweirdwideweb

I can't even imagine getting a boner against my will. That's like a disability.

imacoollittlebird

can't even imagine various liquids coming out of my vagina against my will, you have something wrong with you....

theweirdwideweb

You want to talk about strange substances coming out of genitals.

imacoollittlebird

No, just known ones, the strange ones are scary...........

imacoollittlebird

there is more than one? Jesus christ......... what do you people hide in there

ghostworship

dude I think your paid-for date put mustard packets in there because she was scared of breaking up with you or something. leave the guns and drugs at home next time

imacoollittlebird

i was going to be cheeky but I cannot come up with something better than mustard packets on the pussy trick, she preferred to burn both our genitals with condiments than just say no to my money, this hipotetical is hilarious

Also the drugs and guns stay ON during sex 😤

theweirdwideweb

I can't even imagine getting a boner against my will. That's like a disability.

imacoollittlebird

can't even imagine various liquids coming out of my vagina against my will, you have something wrong with you....

theweirdwideweb

You want to talk about strange substances coming out of genitals.

imacoollittlebird

No, just known ones, the strange ones are scary...........

imacoollittlebird

there is more than one? Jesus christ......... what do you people hide in there

theweirdwideweb

I can't even imagine getting a boner against my will. That's like a disability.

imacoollittlebird

can't even imagine various liquids coming out of my vagina against my will, you have something wrong with you....

theweirdwideweb

You want to talk about strange substances coming out of genitals.

imacoollittlebird

No, just known ones, the strange ones are scary...........

nullheaven

Twerking gotta be one of the least "sexy" things ever

imacoollittlebird

Me to God before being born: I sure hate twerking

God about to put me in the twerk nation of the world not really paying attention: damn that's craaazy...

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theweirdwideweb

I can't even imagine getting a boner against my will. That's like a disability.

imacoollittlebird

can't even imagine various liquids coming out of my vagina against my will, you have something wrong with you....

symbolic-luchadore

Never let your friends goon out

imacoollittlebird

Always let your friends goon in

marshals-2

Where'd all the sexy anthropomorphic animal women on my dashboard go

marshals-2

I lied I never got those

imacoollittlebird

we don't get those anymore

Because of woke

meanevilandcruel

I am so glad that women on social media are speaking against dating apps (specifically straight relationships)

I’ve always said it myself. Dating apps are a modern day meat market for men.

Most men are on dating apps to have sex. I’ve seen and heard too many men that claim to swipe right on every single profile on there.

And it’s literally because… they want sex. I’ve seen literal men not even see what the woman looks like or even read her profile. They just swipe swipe swipe.

Yet, there’s always this narrative that men only do this because they’re desperate, they just want to date someone already. Which is problematic within itself as well.

Not to mention, the dating apps Bumble was negging on women to stop “being prudes” because they were losing so much money when a lot of women decided to be more celibate / stop dating.

So honestly, fuck dating apps. They know that their whole existence is misogynistic, it’s just free sex for men, and a personal hell for women.

deletedmymeat

“Specifically straight relationships”

While i couldnt agree with you more id love to hear you explain how grindr is less of a meat market then tinder.

arizona-green-tea-absolutist

Grindr is the og meat market from what I've heard.

I love how these kinds of screeds let you know exactly how much op doesn't know what they're talking about; there's about 15% of the picture and the rest is talking points

symbolic-luchadore

Men swipe right on every profile because you get pay walled. Also, studies shown women are just as bad on these apps selecting only like 5% of the men the same 5% seeking only sex.

Just meet people normally.

imacoollittlebird

I mean, all the women that matched with me also just wanted sex, the thing is, women are not so direct, but they would always say that they're not looking for anything serious, so it's Pretty obvious, which is funny because I WAS looking for something serious, but none of my 30+ matches were

Dating apps despite the name is a sex app first a dating app second, that's just how it is

correctopinionhaver

no i will not be doing furryrobics

imacoollittlebird

this is a therian, it would be therianrobics

All furries are fat

correctopinionhaver

sorry, i'm not up on the latest nonsense

imacoollittlebird

God I wish that were me

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correctopinionhaver

no i will not be doing furryrobics

imacoollittlebird

this is a therian, it would be therianrobics

All furries are fat

unbfacts

There is a religion called Unitarian Universalism that invites people to think for themselves and work for a world where love and justice flourish.

imacoollittlebird

reminds me of another religion that does the same

Christianity

tuxankhamun

there's a chinese company still making typewriters apparently

marshals-2

Wonderful things are happening in China

imacoollittlebird

and it involves a looot of monkeys

contemptible-scoundrel

yo mama so hungry she ate all the stars in the sky and plunged the world into eternal darkness

#katamari damacy

marshals-2

One time when I was a kid I came back to my room after school and found a pile of ants around a singular smoka I had neglected on the ground (peanut based Cheeto like snack food for the geographically challenged) and I sprayed deodorant on them and they all died. Idk why I thought to spray deodorant on them or why that worked. I regret killing them

imacoollittlebird

you did what you had to do, those were stinky ants, if not, deodorant would not have worked

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