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Congratulations on being like the only person on Tumblr to ever leave me completely speechless

Hy can I put my cigarette out on your dog

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

angels are actually completely identical to humans below the halo and any human that grew up alongside an attached halo would be indistinguishable from an angel. you may feel bad severing the connection to an angel's halo and seeing it stumble and cry that it doesn't know where it is or who you are but know that it has all the information and senses and capabilities you have, that it still knows it loves something like you, but just doesn't know how to piece it all together without such a radiant sensory organ making it easy

Usually when the electrician goes 'hey.... there's something you should see' it's because someone set up shoddy wiring. This time it was because he pulled two snakes out of my wall

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

I have been in multiple situations where a friend group I'm not so familiar with starts making jokes about being into weirdo pervert stuff and there is a slight edge of competition to who is The Most Freakish I know for a goddamn fact that I have everyone beat in the pervert department but I can't say anything because they're probably just talking about light BDSM at most and I like things that are complete social suicide in 90% of spaces

like oh when you like puppyplay and choking its subversive and edgy but when I talk about getting my sexual awakening at 8 years old from the really fucking weird plant vore sequence in the third ice age movie it's WEIRD and EMBARRASSING i see how it is,

oh so this post stops getting notes when I make that addition, i see how it is,