I'm a Big Fat Idiot

“hey i’m emotionally unstable and not good at texting do you wanna date me”

genuinely enjoying and being okay with watching someone play video games rather than playing it yourself is younger sibling culture.

Being popular on tumblr is like being a top clown at clown homeschool for homeschooled clowns

me [calling mall security]: check your security cameras right now mall security: there’s a guy doing squats, but I don’t see much- me: yea that’s me, critique my form

me: *gets scared that i’m wasting my life* me: i’m gonna deal with this feeling by taking a long nap in the middle of the day

good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

this is social anxiety summed up in two gifs