Me to my future gf: So there’s this boyband and at one Point they dressed two rainbow stuffed bears in bondage gear and other props and they put them on their stage as they performed in front of thousands upon thousands of people and these bears had their own twitter account where they would Post cryptic messages and pictures of themselves and then during the final tour, this boyband started dressing them/surrounding them with incredibly gay clothes and props and one night one of the bears had a Rolex on and then another night there was an iPhone by one of the bears and you were able to call the bears and for some reason that phone is still available to call and text even though it’s been about five years and then th-”