i'm tired

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

THIS POST DID NOT AGE WELL

They’re all of pigeons

I know I’ve seen one of these pictures before, but I hadn’t known there were THIS MANY pictures of this adorable cat, with rubber duckies!

Are you implying I don’t look like this when I’m trying to be romantic

Too high for this. Let’s watch it again

I done watched this six times

I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™

This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.

Omg

3:55am

This shit is so hilarious

“YOU’RE FAT!! 😢” LMAO homie was hurt

actual definition of BDE

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

He…damn son.

You know you ain’t shit if your dead cousin drag you 😩

AND WAS RIGHT

We were warned. Isn’t it interesting the way the biggest monsters have family who end up trying so damn hard to do good? For example, there are literally dozens of reports that Herman Goering’s little brother Albert used his position to help Jews and political dissidents escape the Holocaust. It’s almost like they can SEE what their family members are doing and are trying to get something done but can’t get anyone to listen to them and instead do everything they can to strike back.

This is both entertaining and really important.

Yo if you’ll reblog the boob campaign, you can damn well reblog Deadpool discussing bollocks.

Deadpool is canonically riddled with cancer this is actually such an appropriate campaign