it is i, the floor goblin

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

Mitch McConnell has been sent to a nice farm out in the country where there's lots of open space to run around and lots of other senators for him to play with

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again

A mech discord server with a vent channel where all the messages are just ‘FWSSHHHHHH -heat level reduced’

Even better than the jeff rizo mess up for the finale was joe saying “is that my beautiful tall ass wife” when the loved ones came to shore.

art takes so long and its so tiring but if i dont make art for the rest of my life ill die

My partner and I noticed you from across the bar and uhh... give us the amulet