Enoch

a cockroach talking to his cockroach friend: hey man which cock u roaching today

Why don't alcohol mascots get any love like Wendy's or KFC mascots. Where is my Johnnie Walker x Beefeater guy fanfiction. Where is the Jägermeister x Bacardi anthro romance. I'm ready to blush at Captain Morgan fanart. Come on!

Shoutout to all my friends with STDs, you aren't "dirty" or "damaged", unfuckable or unloveable, you are valuable and super hot!!!!

Playing 4D chess with my situationship

I wish I meant something to someone.

Life update: my psychiatrist said that it's okay to go off meds, I haven't had any episodes or symptoms in several months. So happy! :)

leave me to rot why don't you

Life update: broke up with my manipulative ex who always yelled at me. Experimenting with my gender and going on a journey of self discovery and partying without anyone controlling me. :)

Update on my life: somebody has stolen my soul and I am trying to figure out if I can get it back. Mike will help me out but I don't know much about souls or how to get it back. Can anyone help me with this? Does anyone have experience with this?