stan™

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

everything going downhill but at least there’s still phone in bed time am I right.. ahah am I right

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

i aspire to be as angry as fiona apple

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

Computer make this guy pathetic and crying

i’m like if a girl who hates working took her job too seriously

i have to feel weird and unsure of everything forever #thecurse