hello sunshine

blog goals: making someone feel a little less sad

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

Hi friend! Fun fact! The human body can only absorb one liter of water per hour, and not all at once! Likely the reason you’re peeing so much is because you’re taking in too much water at a time, so your body just flushes it through your system as opposed to absorbing it. A good rule is ¼ liter every 15 minutes. Don’t get me wrong, there are definitely times that I want to (and will) glug a whole liter like it’s nothing, but steady hydration throughout the day is key! -Your friendly local wilderness first responder who rehydrates people for their job :)

Dang okay 📝

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

seeing two mutuals who have the same interest but aren’t in the same circles is like. i want to coordinate a play date

the universe knew I'd be too powerful if I had the capacity to carry on conversations

milf (myself i’d like to forgive) and dilf (despair i’d like to forget)

it's okay if you're not gay but at the least you should still be weird and hard to understand

one direction was right. we ARE only getting older baby

people who have not worked in the service industry in years (if at all, ever) will be like “you have to work SATURDAYS? 😰” yeah man things you guys go to are open those days. So there i must fucking be

Literally Raphael is just a normal person!

So weird that there's a biblical angel who looks just like a water cooler

@apocrypals​

@teecupangel

women with mommy issues should get $50,000 from the government every year they don’t kill themself

the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired