I still really fucking love Trisha Paytas

It’s only fitting that this gets reblogged today

This is the only eagle that deserves reblogging on the 4th

Animals can sense evil

Let’s bring this back on this great day of our lord November 8, 2020. If Biden has better luck with a bald eagle, I’m gonna shit my pants laughing.

this was animated by a man with anterograde amnesia who kept forgetting the last 10 frames he drew

Sorry to bring this back but I haven’t slept in weeks wondering how she could possibly be alive if eating one chicken nugget is this fucking difficult for her

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I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the girl kissed the boy in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.

did you break any ribs sucking your own dick

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Students, you have NO IDEA how high that bar is. 

Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

Wait what.

Sometimes old ladies had to kick the ladder out from under their stepfathers when they were girls and that’s valid

My grandma murdered her first husband the first time he beat their daughter.

These news programs think they’re slick all the time writing the number out long form rather than like 22.2 billion to make it seem like this impossible inconceivable number at first glance but then you realize we spend 22 billion every couple weeks on things that kill people.

where is he. i know he’s there where the fuck is he.

the more you look at this picture the more of him you’ll find im losing it