Zach

wHERE TH FUCK IM I

one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

my stuffed animal could woop 100 agent smiths

We Need You.

evidently Meta gave their llm support chatbot the ability to reset passwords on arbitrary fb/insta accounts and literally exactly what you would expect to happen happened

i think its fine to have limited tastes in media if you understand your limitations. like i wont shame someone if they only watch cartoons because thats their choice but i also dont think you can go making hot takes about the horror genre if the scariest thing youve watched this decade was the owl house finale. that seems ill advised.

Girl snooping on a guy's phone after he has sex with her and sees "Pussy lore" and "pussy ending explained" in his search history

pjackk doesn't even know he's alive again

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

pjack is resurrected on the third day of pride. consider that.