We're Broken People

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Hearing a girl moan “right there”

from 0 to 100 reall quickkkk, not bad not bad

wtf tho

I was enjoying some nice piano and then oh look some nice lesbians

this couldn’t have went in a better direction honestly

Suddenly…. Lesbians!

I can’t wait for the day I can say “my wife and I”

Literally

Wtf im going to feed my dog a chicken nugget

i had a pun about insanity but then i lost it

my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 

A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE

BOOST. FUCKING BOOST.

They did this recently in a town near me. They put nails in hot dogs and threw them into backyards as well as some rat poison. A lot of the neighbor dogs died…

My neighbors had a great big English Mastiff. It was a super scary dog. One of my friends had a great big dog too, and they were both poisoned with antifreeze. We have no idea who did it. But it’s terrible.