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So Dennis pays for his and Trinity's passes to a music festival. And their slumber party supplies.

And then when Jack and Robby say he needs to find a good hobby, something to do outside of work, outside their house, something to make him happy, well... That's how Dennis and Trinity ended up taking dance classes. Just beginner things that worked around their schedule, just to have fun, to exercise, to laugh and have fun with lots of people their age.

Pup regressor Dennis Whitaker 🐾🦴

•Loves those scooby doo graham cracker snacks (Robby will usually give them to him as a treat)

•His favorite thing to do is to play tug-of-war with Abbot until he gets tired

•Doesn't really understand fetch yet so when robby or abbot throws him a ball he usually doesn't bring it back

•LOVES laying next to his owners

•Loves bacon

•Sees his cage as a safe place and loves to go in it except for at night, he prefers sleeping with rabbot

•When he regresses he usually becomes less verbal and more whiney and will usually bring rabbot one of his toys to single he wants to play

firstly, they have that sad big watery eyes

secondly, this is a dog of pure sass like they give the NASTIEST side eyes known to a history

thirdly, they are very vocal and expressive. if you don’t do what they want than a shih tzu starts to pat with its paws, sneeze, snarl and yip

fouthly, they are super clingy and love to be in your personal space. also, they communicate with strangers/kids easily

and finally, fifthly, shih tzu is a very loyal dog and they NEED communication (when they are lonely, they start to be super timid and nervous)

sorry for all the possible mistakes (im not native and i didnt use translators/dictionaries for this post) but yeah i think that shih tzu is another perfect breed for dennis to be

Pity?

Dennis didn’t pity his boyfriend. And no one was about to talk like that about his boyfriend. Not even the boyfriend himself.

Sometimes if Dennis is really lucky Robby will come home early and play with him while he still fuzzy brained. Laying dennis down gently as jack runs a hand through curls. Dennis usually comes first on these days, leaving robby aching and hard. Meaning the sleepy pup gets laid down on the bed. Owners touching each other lazily until they both cum.

One time, Dennis had given Jack back his card bc he needed that specific card for something and had forgotten to hand it back to him. Dennis had been out to eat with Trinity and was going to pay but remembered the lack of his boyfriend’s card and had slid his own card into the reader with a pout. He sent a picture to the two of them of his receipt with the message had to fend for myself today :( attached. He immediately got a Venmo from Jack covering the entire meal and a text that said I’ll get you set up with Apple Pay when you get home, sorry about today babe.

Trinity started laughing at him and called him their sugar baby, but Dennis just rolled his eyes bc even she was reaping the benefits of their salary’s. It was only last week that she tagged alongside Dennis and Robby to dinner and drinks and there wasn’t even a question on whose tab Trinity’s food was going on. After a few cocktails the two had begged Robby to let them have a sleepover, the older man just laughing at the show they were putting on for him (“dude, I promise if we do a little choreography for him he’ll say yes no issue.”) as he pushed them into the car. He drove them to the convenience store by the house and let them have free rein over the isles, just pushing the cart and clicking his tongue at the sweets they kept piling in. They got to the checkout counter, Dennis and Trinity leaning on each other for support as the lady scanned each item and asked Robby cash or card? Before he could pull his credit card out of his pocket, Trinity slid over a pack of gum from the rack and told him “wait, I’ll definitely need this for tomorrow,” Robby just nodding along and handing over the pack to the lady with a smile.

he would never get one for himself, it would absolutely take jack pulling up to his apartment on a random day with a dog by his side

I think it would happen during his sabbatical in an amazing hypothetical where he never went to canada and just took the three months off locally and actually got help

jack has been convinced that robby should get a pet for years, and he finally caved under his own opinion when he heard one of his old buddies from the army was training psychiatric dogs for people with PTSD and other mental disorders.

he picked up the dog (I decided it was a husky/australian shepard mix named oreo) and all of it's things to move right in with robby and pulled up at his door.

robby took some convincing, but having all the certification paperwork/harness and the bed, food, treats, bowls, etc ready made it hard for him to say no. especially cause jack already spent the money...

"you're joking" "not at all" "a dog is a lot of work jack" "he's fully trained, and he'll give you a reason to get out of bed every morning and get some sun."

robby took him in and was only slightly annoyed at how he had to change his life around the animal (he won't say it out loud but it was for the better)

things went mostly well; robby had to get incredibly used to having comfort whenever he felt tense or uncomfortable. it almost shocked him, even though he knows how well these dogs get trained, how intune oreo was with every feeling he had. the deep pressure therapy he received the first time he started panicking around the dog helped more than he cared to admit.

the only bad incident was one shitty night when robby was severely spiraling after a therapy appointment that pressed on too many buttons and he closed the door on oreo. he was in his bedroom sobbing while the dog was barking to let him in. lucky for both of them, jack came by that same night after he covered a morning shift and remedied the situation. "he's here to help brother. you can't just shut him out, it's his whole purpose to be there for you in moments like these."