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When the World Resets

impossible-sauce

Scarian AU where Grian is a college professor and Scar is a Cupid trying (and failing) to get him to fall in love

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#grian #desert duo #scarian #scar #goodtimeswithscar #papa more movie #i’m obsessed with this concept right off the bat #i love love love this

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repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

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I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

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So that circus show huh

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and the devout created idols in reverence of a god they could not reach.

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forcekenobi

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

forcekenobi

sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA

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wizardnaturalist

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

homunculus-argument

I was raised on the strict principle that the driver only drives. Shotgun seat is a duty, not a privilege. Second seat is the first passenger, the second in command. Shotgun does everything that the driver needs done. Driver wants water, shotgun hands them the water bottle, already opened, and closes it after the driver has had their drink. Shotgun manages the navigator, googles things that popped into the driver's head and wants to look up real quick. Reads the driver's incoming texts and texts back as the driver dictates - upon the driver's request. Driver only drivers. If your ass itches you don't take your hands off the fucking wheel, the secondant scratches it for you.

Then you sit down in the car of someone who's an excellent never-had-a-crash driver and watch in horror as they go 80 kmh on a curving forest road, opening a water bottle one-handed while applying lip balm with the other, changing music by pecking their phone's touch screen with the tip of their nose like a bird, all the while steering with their left ass cheek, and you feel your soul leave your body just in case your body is also gonna leave the car after it, through the windshield, in the near foreseeable future.

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twiggy-boy

"what is this BABY doing in space!???"

-Rocky, probably

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maxknightley

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

maxknightley

one has you making posts like "okay but if the author UNDERSTOOD the POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS of the story they were telling, and leaned into it, it would actually be a really interesting exploration of..."

the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."

#i’m sure there are more nuanced and accurate examples of this but the only thing i can think about is the dr who moon abortion episode #not to imply that dr who is like. that good of a show bc objectively it’s kind of not #i watch it for the whismy and vibes not because i think moffat is a good writer #case in point #moon abortion episode #why #why did they do that #genuinely the only episode that haunts me in a bad bad way

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reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

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renaithri

save me characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation…..characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation save me………..

renaithri

save me character who made an undeniably terrible decision but man i dont know what i would have done either………

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peelingmandarins

unmarried childless women whenever there's a newly released low birthrate statistic

thefiresontheheight

A woman not shaving or wearing a dress or wearing makeup or wearing femme clothes or having styled or long hair or caring how she looks or using a masc name or whatever else is actually a neutral thing and not a sign of her being depressed or giving up or being sad or whatever

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