Obsessed with how some people get so attached to their own headcanons that they get mad when they see a character presented as they are in canon

oh and how could i forget. final boss. take your fucking medication

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go.

I just sat here and waited for a pixel penguin to waddle across my screen, AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN

seeing a black cat is actually good luck because then you get to see a cat

[tumblr]人は、人形のようにｊｐｅｇで遊ぶことが大好きだね。。。

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

“we need more complex female characters” the second women start showing a glimpse of emotion y’all call them over-sensitive or annoying. smh.