Serendipity.

love how for billions of people this is just a regular monday meanwhile i’m literally about to launch myself out of a window because of taylor swift

love how for billions of people this is just a regular monday meanwhile i’m literally about to launch myself out of a window because of taylor swift

the real swiftie senses kick in and at one point you know the clowning was real it felt different

oh look at me, I’m Travis Kelce. I’ve won the Super Bowl three times. I’m dating Taylor Swift… dude fuck you

SHE HASNT EVEN FINISHED RECORDING REP TV I CANT EVEN SAY IT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE

splendidly selfish, charmingly helpless, excellent fun till you get to know her

What tumblr fails to grasp is that I’m not interested in community groups for the things I like because fans of my favorite things are often very wrong about them

gen z has to reckon with its radicalization problem. you are not a morally pure and superior generation of youth come to save the world, your men and boys are radicalized at an unprecedented level and you ignore it because it’s too hard to address but you have to. these boys are in your classes, they date your friends, you know them and you cannot continue to pretend this is an “old white guy” problem

girls are contributing, too. the coquette aesthetic, the “i don’t want to girlboss i want a man to pay my bills”, girlmath girljob girlmoney. it’s a joke, it’s clothes, it’s whatever, i get it but it is driving a mentality of traditional gender roles and you know you’re joking but your boyfriend doesn’t. your kid brother doesn’t. you have to stop this shit it is a contributing factor

and it’s like yes i know how the election works but my first instinct right now is to have a heart attack

I hate it when I have to bear the weight of a song with an epic bridge but the rest of the song is dogshit. Of course I could just skip to the good part but then I wouldn't be practicing my virtuous skills in patience and tolerance.

if you never had a period of time where you listened to the outside on repeat as a thirteen year old then we fundamentally don’t understand each other. sorry

it’s so funny to me how she’s sings these insane mashups that make me feel ways I never have before and then jumps into the stage like it never happened

nothing is worse than software that tells people when I’m online or when I read their message or when I’m typing something. I always want to be as unknowable in my silence as god